445 months: Pussy Fights Back In ’09 6 Dec. 08

35funny3                   2009 Predictions

  1. Pussy Fights Back!!! You’ve been dicked around for too long, Puss.
  2. Openly Gay NFL players will spruce the game up in ’09 (Agreeing with referee will lengthen game 2 hour$)
  3. Whites finally properly stereotyped as “unemployable”, “lazy”, “risky hires”  & “rabble-rousers” for first time in 75 yrs.
  4. McDonalds will buy & sell children at all locations.
  5. Lesbian Congressional Caucus Will Issue “Ellen” stamp to raise money for “Lesbian Awareness & Dabbling”
  6. Starting in Feb. 2009, TV’s will openly pimp owners for crack money.
  7. Michael Jackson will suffer genetic disease that makes him Asian.
  8. Movie where the Super-Villain defeats the Super-Hero
  9. Nascar abandoned for Professional Bull Riding.
  10. Whopper Beats Big Mac, Big Mac Goes On To Successful Solo Career.
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